I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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