I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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