I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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