I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize