He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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