I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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