I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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