so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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