can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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