I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
It's just like the Real World with babies
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
