It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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