what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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