You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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