Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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