Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Barsexuality is the new black.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
How's work?
Spinning.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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