I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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