I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
its liver damage thursday
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