So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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