their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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