talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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