I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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