I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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