its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
