great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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