But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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