I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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