Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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