Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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