thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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