He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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