Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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