I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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