and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
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