why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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