i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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