Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize