Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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