I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
