Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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