I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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