Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
