guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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