some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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