Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
He keeps bees of course he's weird
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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