You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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