Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
