worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Randomize
