I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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