So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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