Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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