Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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