You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
As shirtless as possible
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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