we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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