Taylor Swift is so right about you.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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