Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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