I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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