): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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