We won't sleep together?
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
The power of my boobs compel you
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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